Goblin Incident Report


- Incident:
- Drunk and disorderly conduct
- Goblin(s) in question:
- Sniffles
- Reported by:
- Professor Winterbourne
- Location of incident:
- Faculty Lounge
- Description of incident:
Drinking port in the staff room and passing out under the antique kingsize bed. Became very irate upon being woken up. Loudly exclaimed “why is the port gone?”.