Goblin Incident Report


Incident:
Drunk and disorderly conduct
Goblin(s) in question:
Sniffles
Reported by:
Professor Winterbourne
Location of incident:
Faculty Lounge
Description of incident:

Drinking port in the staff room and passing out under the antique kingsize bed. Became very irate upon being woken up. Loudly exclaimed “why is the port gone?”.


From the desk of the Janitor